I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
Are you kidding? I am trained for nothing!
my aesthetic is telling guy at subway “cucumbers” and him reaching for the banana peppers and you kind of reacting but don’t really say anything and watching him put them on your sandwich and the guy being all “banana peppers?” after he puts them on your sandwich and you’re like “yeah haha” because you don’t want to bother him and he probably misheard you and its ok ill can pick them out later dude you did your best i support you
ultimate ice bucket challenge aesthetic.
For those of you who cant understand: “Hi I’m Donatella Fversace. Excepted the ice bucke shallenge and uh I nominate Perdon Bolfnsdkgl, Fa Rell, en Priss. Em no jus here to fruin my meku please nonate to AF’sL. No fect AHHHVHSDFDSHF”
the caption destroyed me
"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"
*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
One of the greatest scenes in Reality TV history.